A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
~Tenneva Jordan
How to Be a Mean Mother
A mean mother never allows candy or sweets to take the place of a well balanced meal.
A mean mother insists on knowing where her children are at all times, who their friends are and what they do.
A mean mother breaks the child labor law by making her children work -
washing dishes, making beds, learning to cook and doing other cruel and unpleasant chores.
A mean mother makes life miserable for offspring by insisting that they always tell the truth.
A mean mother has teenagers who are wiser and more sensible.
A mean mother can smile with secret delight and pride when she hears her grandchildren call their parents "mean".
What the world needs now are more Mean Mothers!
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1 comment:
Hello Miss Vicki! It was good to see you on Sunday. Your blog is so cute. Love the little crayon purse!
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